First off, you don’t need to be scared of atomic travel alarm clocks in the way you need to be scared of atomic bombs.  You won’t be in any danger of radiation exposure with an atomic travel alarm clock.  You also won’t be in any danger of being invaded by an army because President Bush [...]

In this world of car alarms, babies on airplanes and unnecessary tonsillectomies, very few things are more annoying than cell phones.  The reason I hate them is because you can no longer buy a cell phone that works JUST as a phone.  You are forced to buy cell phones with all kinds of accessories such [...]